This question comes from Rich, who says:
Hello Girls! I’m married to tall, athletic Viking warrior woman, and I’m having trouble deciding what to get her for Christmas. I know you have a distinctly different fighting style and use different tactics (she’s more of a full frontal assault/shock and awe type), but do you have any suggestions for what I could put under the tree for her this year?
OH, THAT’S SO SWEET! VIKING, HUH? YOU KNOW, IT’S NEVER EASY STAYING STYLISH IN THOSE COLD WINTERS. MAYBE A FUR COAT OR A WARM COZY MUFFLER?
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TAKE STYLE TIPS FROM MASAYO. JUST LOOK AT THAT HEADBAND.
HEY, WE HAVE TO WEAR THIS. IT’S MY CLAN’S UNIFORM.
WHICH ONLY PROVES YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO LEAVE SUCH A LOSER CLAN.
YOU KNOW, ONE FUR IS PRETTY EXPENSIVE, BUT… IF YOU GOT HER A MINK FARM, SHE COULD HAVE DOZENS OF FUR COATS. AND MINKS HAVE MANY USES. YUP.
I WOULD LIKE TO FIGHT YOUR WIFE.
SHOCK AND AWE. THAT’S OUR ERI.