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Hey Ninja Girl 22: Gas Attack

We have a question from Josh: Recently one of my friends was a victim of a poisonous gas trap, that was cleverly hidden in the midst of her bio lab. For her sake and mine how would you recommend protecting

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Hey Ninja Girl 21: Shock and Awe

This question comes from Rich, who says: Hello Girls! I’m married to tall, athletic Viking warrior woman, and I’m having trouble deciding what to get her for Christmas. I know you have a distinctly different fighting style and use different

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Hey Ninja Girl 20: Career Advice

This time around, it’s Matt with a careers-related question for our entrepreneurial ninja gals: I’m looking to move into a new career. What would you guys suggest? TRENDS IN EMPLOYMENT COME AND GO, BUT PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS NEED TO TALK

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Hey Ninja Girl 19: Assassination!

A guy named Rob has apparently a more exciting life than might first be expected. Hey Ninja Girl: I need to raid a heavily defended outpost of the Imagawa clan and kill their castellan. Any tips? HIS NAME IS KONDO.

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Hey Ninja Girl 18: Cat Ears: No.

Fashion problems are REAL problems, okay? Hey Ninja Girl: My clan’s colours are all black, which is cool, but whenever I try to accent things with a little jeweled brooch or a pair of cat ears, Master Norimitsu just tears

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Hey Ninja Girl 17: Mom’s Knives

Advice on properly showing filial piety! Hey Ninja Girl: my mom bought a really nice new pair of double-edged daggers, just like hers. Thing is, I’ve been studying with the chain-and-sickle, and I’m getting really good. I don’t want to

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Hey Ninja Girl 16: Prom Date Murder

Tricky social dynamics are no problem for Hey Ninja Girl! Hey Ninja Girl: my new girlfriend’s parents were murdered before her eyes by a rival clan when she was seven years old. Now that she’s sixteen, she’s expected to track

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Hey Ninja Girl 15: Test Panic

Back to academics today for our Hey Ninja Girl advice column: Hey Ninja Girl: I can pay attention in class, I can do all my homework, I can study like mad, but when it’s time to write the test I

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Hey Ninja Girl 14: Princess, Actually

A question sure to be on everyone’s mind… Hey Ninja Girl: Why’d a PRINCESSS get sent to REFORM SCHOOL, anyway? What’s Millicent’s deal? FAMILY BUSINESS, IF YOU MUST KNOW. MY FATHER, PRINCE MITSUTACHI OF THE TOUCH-MOON PALACE, FELT IT BEST.

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Hey Ninja Girl 13: History is Hard

This week’s Hey Ninja Girl is academic in nature: Hey Ninja Girl: I’m an okay student, but History is SO HARD. All those dates, and names and dumb politics and everything. I HATE it. How can I ace History without

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